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purplekecleon: Listen/purchase: Justified Hysteria by...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:09:13 -0700

Listen/purchase: Justified Hysteria by Pengosolvent

THIS TOO

PENGO IS WAY COOL and you guys should totes check him out if you don’t know who he is!

4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:37:00 -0700

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

stillticksaway: adriofthedead: thepreciousthing: ladies and gentlemen, behold the St. Louis City...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:17:05 -0700

stillticksaway:

adriofthedead:

thepreciousthing:

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

…ROAD TRIP.

beckybums: beewitch: stunningpicture: I’m not too fond of...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:56:54 -0700

beckybums:

beewitch:

stunningpicture:

I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.

This is both hilarious and adorable.

this is the cutest snake i have ever seen

fatgirlmeetsworld: New Insults by Kait Rokowski - [x]

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:56:44 -0700

fatgirlmeetsworld:

New Insults by Kait Rokowski - [x]

silverplatedpenname: idiotsonfb: Never knew how dangerous...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:54:58 -0700

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

cheftier: metallikato: nuggles: when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:54:27 -0700

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

chibi-knight: ARE WE ALL GOING TO FORGET THE BEST FATHER OR...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:50:15 -0700

chibi-knight:

ARE WE ALL GOING TO FORGET THE BEST FATHER OR WHAT

krudman: smilingemoticon: itsvondell: voldey: Just when you...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:21:02 -0700

krudman:

smilingemoticon:

itsvondell:

voldey:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.

wow

is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I don’t really care ‘cause I’ve never been banned… and the people I know who’ve been banned were so ‘cause they were assholes, ha ha… or hacking and stuff. It’s not like they’ll ban you for no reason, and if you were wrongfully banned, they’ll unban you and you’ll still have access to all your stuff… so I don’t see this as too big of a deal. You get banned, it’s your fault. Think it’s cruel? Don’t do shitty things to GET banned in the first place!

mizery-loves-company: why is this the most accurate thing ive...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:29:12 -0700

mizery-loves-company:

why is this the most accurate thing ive ever seen on my dashboard

mittymandi: goddamned sea ass

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:15:58 -0700

mittymandi:

goddamned sea ass

mcmillianfurlow: The surreal forests of Romania, by Andrei and...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:14:26 -0700

mcmillianfurlow:

The surreal forests of Romania, by Andrei and Sergiu Cosma of PhotoCosma.

chickensandwich: i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:12:10 -0700

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

edentimm: i dont exist so you can find me attractive and...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:11:15 -0700

edentimm:

i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable

inlovewithafictionalcharacter: This is one of the most...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 01:12:16 -0700

inlovewithafictionalcharacter:

This is one of the most inspirational stories ever.

lulz-time: iamsavingtheuniverse: so my cat does this weird...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:08:16 -0700

lulz-time:

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.

Photo

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 00:55:48 -0700

frillypinkdreams: awkwardsituationist: vancouver aquarium, may...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 23:28:42 -0700

frillypinkdreams:

awkwardsituationist:

vancouver aquarium, may 2013. photos andy clark

ALL….THE….JELLIEEEEEEEEEES *A*

ceasepool: underthevastblueseas: Sarcastic Fringehead [video...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 23:14:43 -0700

ceasepool:

underthevastblueseas:

Sarcastic Fringehead

[video source]

SPOOKY

edgebug: Bottlecaps can help with...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:45:35 -0700

edgebug:

Bottlecaps can help with skinpicking/dermatillomania!

Carry a few in your pocket at all times. When you feel the urge to pick, pull one out and start picking at the vinyl liner inside the cap. It has the same sort of tactile feeling to your fingers as skinpicking, and when you manage to remove the liner from the cap, you have the same feeling of satisfaction or weird accomplishment—but no holes in your skin, torn nails, picked scabs, etc.

You can buy a bazillion of them at a time from places like Etsy or eBay. Make sure they have the vinyl liners in them—craft supply places tend to sell them without.

I’ve suffered from compulsive skinpicking/dermatillomania literally since I was born. It’s a constant battle. I’ve followed all sorts of advice, from “draw patterns on your skin with your fingertips instead!” to the ever-unhelpful “mind over matter!” but the bottlecaps have been the only thing to reallyhelp me a lot.